The greatest mystery in the universe is women. Even Stephen Hawking was stumped when asked about women.
I don't have a particular issue or question at the moment but I do think about this from time to time.
Are women really from Venus and men from Mars?
A male friend, who is gay, once told me he had a problem with women. I said, "Dude, I'm straight and I have a problem with women".
Most of my career I mostly managed women. It was like having twenty wives at a time. With the men, nothing was ever a big deal. With most of the women, everything was a big deal.
I was walking through a book store once and I saw a book lying on a table of discounted books. One caught my eye and it was titled Everything I Know About Women. It was written by a man. I opened up the book and all the pages were blank. I am not making this up.
Who knows what women want? I have misunderstood or misinterpreted almost everything any woman I have ever know has ever said or done. To be fair, maybe I am the problem.
In all honesty, I love women. I prefer the company of women over men. Women seem to like me. However, I still don't understand women. Even my dearly loved granddaughter is becoming more and more of a mystery to me.
I guess some mysteries are never meant to be solved.
I don't have a particular issue or question at the moment but I do think about this from time to time.
Are women really from Venus and men from Mars?
A male friend, who is gay, once told me he had a problem with women. I said, "Dude, I'm straight and I have a problem with women".
Most of my career I mostly managed women. It was like having twenty wives at a time. With the men, nothing was ever a big deal. With most of the women, everything was a big deal.
I was walking through a book store once and I saw a book lying on a table of discounted books. One caught my eye and it was titled Everything I Know About Women. It was written by a man. I opened up the book and all the pages were blank. I am not making this up.
Who knows what women want? I have misunderstood or misinterpreted almost everything any woman I have ever know has ever said or done. To be fair, maybe I am the problem.
In all honesty, I love women. I prefer the company of women over men. Women seem to like me. However, I still don't understand women. Even my dearly loved granddaughter is becoming more and more of a mystery to me.
I guess some mysteries are never meant to be solved.
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